snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt



interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music



fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014



to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited



bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no



vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe



whoreash:

For the anon