I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
crushes are terrible
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho